What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

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How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street?

Because he didn't have the guts!

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

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Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.