What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Why was the scalar depressed?

Because he had no direction.