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What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.