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Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

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Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What do you call an animal that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

Doggie Bag Jokes More Doggie Bag Jokes

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.