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Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

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What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

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What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

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The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.