Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

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Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters?

Gnus - readers!

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

Doggie Bag Jokes More Doggie Bag Jokes

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.