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Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

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Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

Doggie Bag Jokes More Doggie Bag Jokes

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.