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What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

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What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.