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What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

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What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!