What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

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What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.