What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

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What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.