What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

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What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

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What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!