What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy