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What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

Elephants never forget.

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...