Where do ants go for their holidays?

Frants!

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

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How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.