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Where do ants go for their holidays?

Frants!

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How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.