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How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!

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Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells