How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!

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Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

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Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Why didn't the monk's clothes fit properly?

Because he was cohabiting.