Apartment Jokes

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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Dans un bon-apartement.

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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

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The way they enter your house.

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Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.