Ten-ants!
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Ten ants (Tenants)
Your room-matey.
Ten-ants
He can't get out of a bath.
A flat fish!
Ten ants!
Because he has to cosign
They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.
10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.
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Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
She remembers them by their last names.
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
With a Crowbar!!!!!
Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share
I dunno, I just repost them.
Tenants.
Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.
Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
He forgot.
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
He had no body to go with.
Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)
He had an apartment complex.
So he could solve the staircase.
