Apartment Jokes

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all of his uncles were ants!

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

Staircase Jokes More Staircase Jokes

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

So he could solve the staircase.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Apartment Jokes

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

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Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

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