Staircase Jokes

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

So he could solve the staircase.

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back?

An escalador.

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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He writes scary stories.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

So he could solve the staircase.

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How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day?

F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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A CADillac.

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Betsy of all it's a cadillac!

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She couldn't solve inequalities.

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Stephen Hawking

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But we would never know because he couldn't stand up

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What is a Detective's favourite pastry?

The Tooth Hurts Donut!

Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

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What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.