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Staircase Jokes

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

So he could solve the staircase.

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back?

An escalador.

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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A Scotland Yard.

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Steven Hawking after a house fire.

How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day?

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Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

So he could solve the staircase.

Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist?

He had an apartment complex.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder

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What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back?

An escalador.