Staircase Jokes

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

So he could solve the staircase.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back?

An escalador.

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What is a Detective's favourite pastry?

The Tooth Hurts Donut!

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

So he could solve the staircase.

Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist?

He had an apartment complex.

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How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day?

F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

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How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

House Fire Jokes More House Fire Jokes

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.