Staircase Jokes

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

So he could solve the staircase.

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back?

An escalador.

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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Burning Sanders!

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What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

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Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

So he could solve the staircase.

Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist?

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What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.