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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.