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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

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Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

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Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

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What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking