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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

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What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain?

Nine-Nine-Nine

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What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking