What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

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What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

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What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking