What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

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What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Punch Line Jokes More Punch Line Jokes

Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.

What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.