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What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

Punch Line Jokes More Punch Line Jokes

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.