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Punch Line Jokes

Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.

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What's the worst thing at a bad joke party?

The punch lines.

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

What's the best part of a boxer's joke?

The punch line Found in BL magazine

Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an Italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

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Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes?

The punch line.

What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line'?

This is no joke.