Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

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Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

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Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

What kind of jokes do filipinos make?

Punny ones

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.