Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

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Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

What's wrong with a broken alphabetizer?

It's out of order.

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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."