Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What does a dog have in common with a near-sighted gynecologist?

They both have wet noses.

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Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

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When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

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Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"