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Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"