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Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do poor people drink?

Pover-tea.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

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How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I () can't () understand () your accent ().

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.