The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."
To the dog.
They both have wet noses.
Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!
Because they drink to much coughee.
Women Say the Darndest Things
One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.
The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."
Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.
