What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy not do his homework?

He was ceebs

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.

What do you call a dancing cow?

A milkshake

Gather Jokes More Gather Jokes

What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists?

An ENTmoot.

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.