What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink?

A milkshake

Gather Jokes More Gather Jokes

What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists?

An ENTmoot.

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.