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What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

What do you call a dancing cow?

A milkshake

Gather Jokes More Gather Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!