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What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink?

A milkshake

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Gather Jokes More Gather Jokes

What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia