What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do the Greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard.

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

Gather Jokes More Gather Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.