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What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed!

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What do you call a dancing cow?

A milkshake

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.