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What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.