What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.