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What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What do you call a dancing cow?

A milkshake

What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.