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What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake