What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.