What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

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What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.

What do you call a dancing cow?

A milkshake