What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.