Milkshake Jokes

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

What do you call a dancing cow?

A milkshake

What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call... A cow with one leg?

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

How do the Greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.