Milkshake Jokes

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

What do you call a dancing cow?

A milkshake

What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink?

A milkshake

What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

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Life support.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.