Milkshake Jokes

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

What do you call a dancing cow?

A milkshake

What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink?

A milkshake

What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

Mashed Potato Jokes More Mashed Potato Jokes

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What do you call an Irish milkshake?

Mashed potatoes...

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

Flavor Jokes More Flavor Jokes

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Gather Jokes More Gather Jokes

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

Good Milkshake Jokes More Good Milkshake Jokes

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

He uses the finest ingredients.

Who makes the best milkshakes ever?

Michael J. Fox.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.