A milkshake
A milkshake.
If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.
A milkshake!
Give a cow a pogo stick.
Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!
Little Caesers
Life support.
Stick
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
Youre always meeting new people.
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
Because flashing gives them seizures.
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
Michael J Fox's signature.
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
One person.
Put it in the back yard.
Because they take a fence to that.
A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.
Lawrence of Dublin.