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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

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Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

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What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

He heard there was lots of Kids there.

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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch