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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

Anytime he wants to go.

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

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Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch