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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

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What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

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What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

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What's the only thing worse than a poop joke?

A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it.

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch