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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

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Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

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Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

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How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch