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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

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Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What brand toothbrush do Mexicans use?

Oral-

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Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

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Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch