What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

She turned it over and used the other side.

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What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

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What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

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Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...