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What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

She turned it over and used the other side.

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

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How do you write poop in Australia?

Dood

Who writes books for little bees?

Bee-trix Potter!

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!