Notice Jokes

What does an Anime Mathlete say?

Notice me 7pi!

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Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

How much less could you care?

Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

What do you call a swashbuckler when he noticed you?

A senpairate.

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

She turned it over and used the other side.

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What do you call a person without a son?

Per

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who's there! Baron! Baron who?

Baron mind who you're talking to!

How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite.

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.