Notice Jokes

What does an Anime Mathlete say?

Notice me 7pi!

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Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

How much less could you care?

Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

What do you call a swashbuckler when he noticed you?

A senpairate.

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

She turned it over and used the other side.

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

Because he is a Norsissist.

Who would be Sub Zero's perfect rival in the Marvel Universe?

Thor.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry?

Cos they are afraid of Sin

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.