Thor Jokes

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

Because he is a Norsissist.

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Who would be Sub Zero's perfect rival in the Marvel Universe?

Thor.

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

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Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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Where can you find an ocean without any water?

On a map!

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

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What do Luke Bryant and a Nordic breast plate have on common?

They're on Thor.

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Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

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How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party?

Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.