Thor Jokes

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

Because he is a Norsissist.

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Who would be Sub Zero's perfect rival in the Marvel Universe?

Thor.

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

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Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

Norsissist Jokes More Norsissist Jokes

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

Because he is a Norsissist.

Birthday Party Jokes More Birthday Party Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.