Thor Jokes

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

Because he is a Norsissist.

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Who would be Sub Zero's perfect rival in the Marvel Universe?

Thor.

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

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What do Luke Bryant and a Nordic breast plate have on common?

They're on Thor.

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Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes!

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Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

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Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!