Nordic Jokes

What do Luke Bryant and a Nordic breast plate have on common?

They're on Thor.

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Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

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How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

Viking Jokes More Viking Jokes

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best?

A Norsissist.

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

Why shouldn't young people move to Egypt?

Because only an old GIZA would live there!

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.