Nordic Jokes

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

Ugly One Jokes More Ugly One Jokes
Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

What do you call a Santa Claus who kidnaps people?

Santa Clown

Viking Jokes More Viking Jokes

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in?

Their flags are big plusses.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.