Nordic Jokes

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Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

What do you call a Santa Claus who kidnaps people?

Santa Clown

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

Viking Jokes More Viking Jokes

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

What is a catchy Girl's name?

Annette

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

What's good about Switzerland?

Not much, but the flag is a big plus.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!