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Nordic Jokes

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Skyrim Jokes More Skyrim Jokes

What do you call a Skyrim fan that is good at CSGO?

Nova'kiin

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

Finland Jokes More Finland Jokes

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in?

Their flags are big plusses.

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

Compare Jokes More Compare Jokes

What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A Sven diagram!

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

Nordic Country Jokes More Nordic Country Jokes

Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in?

Their flags are big plusses.

Viking Jokes More Viking Jokes

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.