What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

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Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

Finland Jokes More Finland Jokes

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

Kia Jokes More Kia Jokes

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank