Kia Jokes

What do you do when you lose your Kia car?

You go Soul-searching.

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What do you call a happy Kia owner?

An optimast.

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia