What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

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Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.

What do you call a happy Kia owner?

An optimast.