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Finland Jokes

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

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What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

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A footilada!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

Where does monty python buy his water?

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What are 8 Nougat-Bits?

One Nougat-Byte

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

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Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

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Why do Pillows work?

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Fin Jokes More Fin Jokes

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.

Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins