Church Music Jokes

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

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Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

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The Hodor-eliminating kind.

What kind of type face does a pachyderm use?

Ele-font

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What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

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What's the most common way to trigger a feminist?

Right away.

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

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Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

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What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

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What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

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What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.