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Church Music Jokes

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

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Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

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Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

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Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

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Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.