Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

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So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

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Bar-B-Q-t but I think you're even cuter!

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Knights and crosses!

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

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Night moooves. Sorry...

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