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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

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Why do molluscs only think of themselves?

Because they're shellfish

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

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What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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How do Chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop

Bob Seger Jokes More Bob Seger Jokes

What is a cow's favorite Bob Seger song?

Night moooves. Sorry...

What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.