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What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

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How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

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How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

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What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!