What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

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What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of.

What if the lion's too close?

Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's!

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard.

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What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.