What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

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Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

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How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!