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Who's there! Ammon! Ammon who?

Ammon old hand at picking locks!

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What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

To get to the other side.