Who's there! Ammon! Ammon who?

Ammon old hand at picking locks!

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk