What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

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What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

What's the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

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Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

What did Adele's chicken say?

Hello from the other side...