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What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

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What is the Opposite of Palindrom?

NTSCindrom

What do you call the opposite of a cynic?

A dupe.

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

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Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.