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What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

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What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Domi does not know....

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

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What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.