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What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

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How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

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What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

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How do programmers get a sixpack?

Int abs = new int23

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack