What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

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Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.