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What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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How do you stop a Lion from charging?

Have a successful dentistry practise.

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

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What is the best way to get called a,"genius?

By losing a billion dollars in business.

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

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Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.