What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.