What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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Why did they stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

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What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit?

What's Allepo

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.