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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

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What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

About 3 replies in the top comment thread.

Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's