What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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Santa stops at three Ho's

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What is your fee?

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's