What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

3 Ho Jokes More 3 Ho Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's