What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

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What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

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What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho