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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Hos Jokes More Hos Jokes

What is the Kingsman policy on workplace relationships?

OC) Brogues before Hos

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!