What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

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Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's