They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.