Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

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What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

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Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O