What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.

What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

Pi Neapple Jokes More Pi Neapple Jokes

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.