A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D
Because it's a pastor)
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
The balls are for decoration!
A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls
An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.
Because he couldn't get a date!