Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

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How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

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How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.