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Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

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What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out?

A paramedics.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

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Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany