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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

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What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.