What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

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What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.