April Sale - 20% Off

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

Previous Random Joke Next

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

Why is the mushroom so happy?

Because he's a FUN-GUY

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.