What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

A fungimentalist

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

What is an emo's favorite note?

G...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference

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What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

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What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi