What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.