What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

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Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!