What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

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Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.