What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

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Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.