What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

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What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism:,P

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a