What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

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What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend?

Frisbae

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.