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Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.