What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!

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What do you do to a dead fruit?

You *berry* it.

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!