What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

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How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

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How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift