What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

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What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

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Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing