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What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

What bird can lift the most?

A crane