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What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

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What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

How did Jack get rich?

His bean-stock went up.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Who's there! Cricket! Cricket who?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.