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What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

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What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

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What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.