Hi Jack!
He had no guts!
There's no jack
Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.
His name was Jack
Because Jack was bean stalked
She's Got The Jack
Because there are no windows!
You don't no jack!
Jack of all Spades
Monterey, Jack!
HI Jack!
His bean-stock went up.
The same middle name.
He invested in beanstocks!
Jack and the beans talk
Jacks on Jacks off
Jack Danimals!
Beanstalking.
A jacked rabbit.
He had her.
Not Jack's.
Jack the kipper!
Can I give you a lift
They both lost jack.
Its axle rose.
Let's jack it.
She never let go, Jack.
Because he was bean stalked.....
Women should be first.
Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
Hit the road, Jack.
Jack
Because there was no jack.
Same middle name!
Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Not Apple Jacks
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
They already know everything.
He didn't have the guts to fart
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
To get to the other side of the story.
A terrified postman.
In a bucket.
Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:
Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.
Take his spade away.
