Jack Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

How did Jack get rich?

His bean-stock went up.

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Not Jack's.

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

Because there was no jack.

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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China Jokes More China Jokes

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do gingers make friends?

No seriously, im getting lonely.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Tim Cook Jokes More Tim Cook Jokes

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack the Ripper

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Acdc Jokes More Acdc Jokes

What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet