He had no guts!
There's no jack
Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.
His name was Jack
Because Jack was bean stalked
She's Got The Jack
You don't no jack!
Jack of all Spades
Monterey, Jack!
HI Jack!
His bean-stock went up.
The same middle name.
He invested in beanstocks!
Jack and the beans talk
Jack Danimals!
Beanstalking.
A jacked rabbit.
He had her.
Not Jack's.
Jack the kipper!
Can I give you a lift
They both lost jack.
Its axle rose.
Let's jack it.
She never let go, Jack.
Because he was bean stalked.....
Women should be first.
Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
Hit the road, Jack.
Jack
Because there was no jack.
Same middle name!
Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.
It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
A millionheir.
Because 7 8 9
So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
Intersect it with a plane.
A bundt cake!
Ryes over rum.
We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet
That's the worst book I ever read.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
The Desolation of Smog.
He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.
I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.
