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What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

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What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

Vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.