What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

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What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

Vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)