Linux Jokes

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

Vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?

Something that goes straight for the juggler!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What tick likes to run?

Politicks

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!