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Linux Jokes

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

Vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

Os Jokes More Os Jokes

Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.

What are the three "O"s of bad driving?

Old. Oriental. Ovaries.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Select Jokes More Select Jokes

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What do you call a group of 8 rabbits?

A) Rabbyte!

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.