Linux Jokes

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

Vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

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What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire?

They search for type-os

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

Os Jokes More Os Jokes

Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Select Jokes More Select Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

Vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.