Linux Jokes

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

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What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

Vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How do Russians put windows in?

Putin Windows duh.

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

Why was the redditor banned?

Voat manipulation.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What's Karen Carpenter's Phone Number?

8 nothing, 8 nothing, 8 nothing.....

What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

They are both 8........

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What tick likes to run?

Politicks

Os Jokes More Os Jokes

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves