Linux Jokes

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

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What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

Vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What did one Redditor say to another?

Removed

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

Select Jokes More Select Jokes

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.