How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

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Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

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How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr