What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

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What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

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What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!