What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

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A jumbo yeti.

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As John Cena because you can't see them.

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day