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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

Me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

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Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

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What is the movie name?

Independence Day

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!