What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Fourth Jokes More Fourth Jokes

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

Independence Day Jokes More Independence Day Jokes

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day