What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)