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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Fourth Jokes More Fourth Jokes

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Independence Day Jokes More Independence Day Jokes

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!