What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

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Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

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Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

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What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

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What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.

What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80