What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

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Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

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What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

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What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80