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What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

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What is the movie name?

Independence Day

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

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What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.