What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

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Where were you wanting to go?

Then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle

What'd she want?

Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

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What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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What's a dragon's favorite snack?

A firecracker!

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.