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What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

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Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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What is the movie name?

Independence Day

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

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What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

What's a dragon's favorite snack?

A firecracker!