What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

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What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

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What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

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What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.