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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a Pikachu across the street.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger!

Morse Code Jokes More Morse Code Jokes

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!