What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

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What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

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A croaker spaniel!

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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A Doberman fincher!

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

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A Walkie Talkie

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger!

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!