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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

How do you get a tree pregnant?

With a woodpecker

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger!

Morse Code Jokes More Morse Code Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code