What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

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Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bird can lift the most?

A crane

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger!

Why did the owl owl?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!

Morse Code Jokes More Morse Code Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code