What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What do you call rude fungi?

Shiit-talking mushrooms

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Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

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What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

Why did the owl owl?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!

Morse Code Jokes More Morse Code Jokes

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!