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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana... What did the cow say to the banana Banana... What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

Morse Code Jokes More Morse Code Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code