What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

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What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

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What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger!

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!